PUA OpenersEighties Dogs
My friend just got two puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo... she wants to name them... DURAN DURAN Fashion Tip
An original and highly underrated opener by kooper. Jealous Girlfriend
My roommate’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she’s really upset about it. Girls Fighting Outside
did you see those two girls fighting outside? Like right outside the club... Two-Part Kiss Opener
If a guy is dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar... and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun, is it cheating? Blonde Hair G-String Opener Sincere Compliment
"Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!!" "Hee...hee. Sure." "Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away." Plant and Stare Do I look Gay?
from aceofhearts David Bowie
yet another 99% success opener PSSSSSSSTTT!!!
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!! Wheelchair
"Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?" Jesus
Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus? Thug Lovin
Hey guys. I'm doing a poll. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer more... THUG LOVIN'? or... GANGSTA LOVIN'? My Little Pony
remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers? Tent Opener
Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent? Ultimate Opener Collection
rocker44 collected about a million openers. The best ones have been split out of this post into their own entry in the database. Valentines Day Openers
Here is a bunch of field-tested openers you can only use on Valentines Day! Live Pickup Videos
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